Forgive me, for I have sinned. Today, I killed a poor defenseless coffee. An extra-large Timmie's with double cream, (carelessly placed in harms way by JP) was innocently resting on the bumper of the van when I closed the back hatch. In less than a second it was crushed, coursing it's caffeine goodness on the ground (and making one heck of a mess in the back of the van.)
It will be missed.